We Need Bi-Partisan Cooperation

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR “BI-PARTISAN COOPERATION” FROM REPUBLICANS… How Nice.

Democrat House Speaker Nancy (“Bush is a Liar”) Pelosi, Senate leader Harry (“Bush is an idiot”) Reid and party chairman (but not official spokesman) Howard (“Republicans are all evil”) Dean called for “bipartisan cooperation” and an “end to negative rhetoric” and dirty politics following the big Democratic win.

Sure, Okay, no problem. "Bi-Partisan" you say?

How about the same kind of Bi-Partisan cooperation you have provided President Bush and Republicans with for the past 6 years?

Would that be a good example to use as a template for "Bi-Partisanship"?

So, lets begin the “Bi-partisan” "cooperation".

Together let’s solve the problems below, shall we?

Please allow me to “disagree with your policies”, as you Democrats love to say.

LIARS:

Democrats and liberals are pathological liars.

They lie to themselves, to each other, to minorities, to the poor, to the sick, to all of us.

Democrats are corrupt, power-hungry self centered, egotistical, shallow, “holier than thou”, part-time religious, part-time atheists, who believe it is their RIGHT to be in power.

Democrats preach tolerance but are not tolerant of anyone who disagrees.

Any view that opposes Democrats view is attacked as "Neanderthal" or Racist and any person that disagrees is slandered and professionally destroyed. (unless they win a vital Senate seat in Connecticut)

Democrats "debate" opponents by calling everyone else a liar that doesn’t agree with them.

Meanwhile, Democrats lie, change their position, say or do anything, lie some more and change their position again to get elected, even if it damages America. (“I voted for the $87Bil before I voted against it”)

Democrats lie to the terminally ill and sick people by claiming to have cures for incurable diseases (“if only Democrats could get elected, Parkinsons disease would be cured”).

Democrats have lied to minorities during 50 straight years of total legislative control and never helped anyone but themselves. Democrats claim there are more poor people than ever before. If so, they are a total failure and should apologize to millions of Americans they betrayed and reconsider the “failed policies” of the Democrat party.

RACISTS, CORRUPT LIARS

Democrats are the racists by using race to divide Americans and get Democrats elected.

Republicans don’t care what color you are, you have exactly the same rights as everyone else. Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Civil Rights legislation in the 1960’s was presented by the then minority party… the Republicans, and passed by both parties.

Democrats lie to poor people and never help them. (50 years of control, there should be no poor people, but then Democrats would be out of business)

Democrats are corrupt. They steal, cheat, lie and use the sick, poor and minorities to gain power and then keep them there, …Hoping and voting, voting and hoping… forever.

Democrats built their power and personal wealth of off the hopes of the poor and minorities that have remained enslaved under Democrat slavery for generations.

The real “culture of corruption” is found in the Democrat party, Republicans are small-time compared to Democrats.

Democrats attempted to steal the 2000 election by counting invalid votes that could not be counted in Florida and NOT COUNTING military votes from US troops serving outside the US.

Democrats tried to steal the 2004 election by signing up fake voters via AACORN.

Democrats stole the 2006 mid-term elections by signing up dead people to vote 3 or 4 times via different addresses and other methods of fraud and media cooperation which suppressed Republican voters.

TRAITORS?

Were Democrats behind the September 11^th attacks to get even with Bush for stealing the election?

Did Democrats know about the September 11^th attacks but did nothing to stop it?

Can Democrats prove that they weren’t behind the attacks or didn’t know about them in advance”)

Did Clinton let Bin Laden go free because he knew the attacks wouldn't come until after he was out of office? (PR over National Security)

If Bush lied, then Democrats “lied” about Iraq too (voted for the war and claimed Saddam had WMD). Did BOTH parties lie to go to war for oil?

Did the Democrats blow up the levies in New Orleans and blame it on Bush?

What did Mayor Nagen know and when did he know it?

Democrat campaign finance money missing. Where is all the money Howard?

Why did the FBI find $90,000.00 cash in Democrat congressman William Jefferson’s freezer?

WHAT WAR?

Democrats actually side with the terrorists to avoid agreeing with Bush.

Democrat policies support Terrorists rights over Americans rights.

Democrats are creating more terrorists by encouraging them to win in Iraq.

And why are terrorists cheering Democrats winning control of the Legislature?

Democrats provide terrorists with untapped phone calls to the US.

Why don’t Democrats want America to win the war?

Why don’t Democrats admit we are even in a war?

BABIES KILLING BABIES

Democrats want 13 year old girls to be able to get an abortion without parental notification.

Democrats favor abortion over birth control education.

Democrats support illegal immigration, free healthcare and open borders. C’mon in! (vote Democrat)

Democrats are nothing but a bunch of communists, socialists and Hollywood liberals and a few honest old-school Democrats all rolled into one nasty mess. (with apologies to any honest old-school Democrats out there)

THE MOTHER OF ALL LIES

Liberals and the News Media (same thing) fooled just enough voters into thinking they were electing a JFK (John F Kennedy) type Democrat party but what we got is a jfk (John F Kerry) type Democrat party in control.

Welcome to the United States of France.

God help us.

There, that was nice.

How was that for BI-partisanship?

Oh, you meant non-partisanship?

Wow, That’s totally different.

Sorry, it’s too late for non-partisanship you bunch of hypocritical liars.

You should have proposed that about 5 or 6 years ago.

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