Tuesday, August 21, 2007

New Carbon Offset Program Feeds Hungry

This new report proves you can put food in the freezer while offsetting your carbon footprint for an entire year of driving that big gas guzzling SUV!

Carbon Offset For Food programs are also available utilizing other methane emitting critters as well, just get a hunting permit and safety card, (a gun of course) and head out into the forest to end global warming while feeding the hungry (you).

Now, based on the study linked above...
1 Moose = 1 year of driving SUV
Therefore I concluded that...
2 Cows, Deer, Antelope etc. - 1 year of driving SUV
and that
3 Pigs, sheep, goats etc. = 1 year of driving SUV,
10 Turkeys = 1 year of driving SUV
20 Chickens,
40 Rabbits,
50 squirrels... (we all know that squirrels fart more than moose, pound for pound)

So, do your part to save the planet from a leading cause of GLOBAL WARMING (methane gas) and feed a hungry child (yours).
Now we can eliminate unnecessary sources of greenhouse gasses such as decaying plants and gas emitting critters and leave that lawn mower running 24/7/365.

Bonus: Carbon Offsets for Clothing- Reduce the carbon footprint of your wardrobe.
You can create your own "green", organic, biodegradable clothing from many of these critters offsetting your carbon footprint even MORE. !!!

genuine rabbit coat

I'm starting to get the hang of this "going green"/ global warming thing after all.
-red s tater

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