Deep Thoughts And Dimwits

Scientific experts at Oxford are calling it "one of the most important developments in the history of science" and if true, might explain how Hollywood liberals and the far left Democrats come to the conclusions they shout from the highest microphone.
Scientists claim to have proven the theory of Parallel Universe and state that there are in fact unlimited (infinite) parallel universes where every event in our day has alternate realities.

Now rather than take the normal approach and question a scientific claim, let's do what the global warming proponents do and believe every word as gospel.

So if this is true, then in fact, somewhere in a parallel universe... George Bush is the terrorist and Bin Laden, Saddam (still alive) and Ahmadinejad (even Hitler) are in fact champions of democracy, freedom, liberty...


Somewhere in a parallel universe, Algore actually did win the 2000 election, actually did invent the internet (along with everything else) and he has ended global warming (formerly called "summer") to the point we now have a "global cooling" (formerly called "winter") emergency causing President alGore to ask all Americans to leave their cars running all night in the driveway to bring temps back up, which he says may take until next spring.


Somewhere in a parallel universe, John Kerry is a Vietnam war hero and not a Vietnam war protester/traitor, didn't marry Teresa Heinz and is now wearing a "Sturgis or Die" faded T-Shirt, riding a Harley to a VFW for a few beers and trade war stories...




(...oops sorry, wrong universe- lol)

Here ya go...


Somewhere... in the unlimited number of alternate realities, Bill Clinton actually "did not have sex with that woman", did not smoke cigars, never inhaled and was not President of the United States, but instead is in an Arkansas prison for rape.

And so on...

The point?
How about if we all actually "lived" in the same universe for about 10 seconds.

You know, like THIS one (lets call it "reality" for the sake of this discussion)...
Bush won in 2000 and again in '04 by a larger margin,
Islamic fascists are the enemy (not Bush) and seek to destroy the west,
America is the best/only hope for freedom (and peace) in the world,
Corrupt politicians are corrupt... not "Republicans" or "Democrats"...

Or, if that's too difficult to get your mind around how about THIS reality check...

If Americans don't come together in the same "alternate universe" and defeat the Jihadists, then Americans will certainly live in the very real "universe" dictated by those Jihadists.



Unless of course, the anti-war Democrats and Populist Liberals have figured out a way to "jump" to alternative realities/universes... which, judging by their words and actions (and the existence of alternative universes) , I guess could also be true.