Chicken Little and The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Q: Gee, I wonder why THIS didn't make the evening news?
A: Doesn't fit the "newsworthy" template like the Rush hoax or Brittany Spears latest diversion or OJ's "sting".

Chicken Little and The Boy Who Cried Wolf had Children ...and they grew up to be today's global warming "experts".

Do you remember (if you are old enough) when all of the "top" scientists and all of the media and all of the "save the planet" moonbats were running around telling us that the hole in the Ozone layer was getting bigger because of your hairspray and the freon in your air conditioner and as a result we were all going to die?
Well they did (tell us) and we didn't (die).
We believed them, got rid of all (or most) of those things, we went"aerosol free" and now we learn what?

All of that stuff had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HOLE IN THE OZONE (you morons). Scientists NOW say that the Ozone layer develops holes, thins and thickens, on it's own naturally (you know, Nature?) and there is no evidence that man or his/her hairspray (or the lack thereof) has had any measurable affect on the Ozone layer whatsoever.

Remember in the early 1970's (5-10 years prior to the above if you are old enough) THEY forced us ("killed" the musclecar) to all buy pintos and vegas and minivans with lawn mower engines in them because oil was running out and new technologies were coming like electric cars or cars that run on water?
Well they did.
Surprise surprise surprise... THEY LIED, we junked the exploding underpowered pintos, turned the vegas into v-8 musclecar hotrods and what do 99.999% of all cars run on 30 years later?
(hint, it ain't batteries or water) There are no shortages of gasoline and no indication of any shortages in the near (or distant) future either.
And BTW- it's still cheaper (by the gallon) to drill oil, ship it across several oceans, refine it into gasoline, ship it into the country, refine it some more into various blends of gasoline and ship it again to your local gas station than it is to milk a cow in your home town, heat it, cool it and ship it 5 miles to your local gas station for your morning cereal. Water costs nearly as much as gasoline if purchased 32oz at a time.

Now these SAME people are telling us the SAME thing again about "Global Warming" and "going green". We must all save the planet by eliminating cars and all things petroleum. We must reduce our "carbon footprint". (do they know that all life on this planet is carbon based and thus has a "carbon footprint"?)

All of you global warming religion extremists take note:
You have no clue what (if anything) is causing anything.
Therefore, you have no clue how to decrease it, increase it or even if either is a good thing.

Instead of running around like a bunch of chickens with your heads cut off screaming "the earth is burning, the earth is burning every 5 -10 years, (which is about how long it takes for your last lie to be found out) please...take your own advice and SHUT YOUR OZONE HOLE (mouth) and thus eliminate 99% of the hot hydrocarbons, methane and CO2, ...'cause you're burning up the planet and our tolerance of your Moonbat Science.
-red