Hillary's Horror House
It's dark and cold outside, it's Halloween and it's time to enter Hillary's House of Horrors with your host Red S Tater.
FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) - Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney offered a verbal tour of "Hillary's House of Horrors" on Saturday, conjuring images of Halloween spook houses to underscore his criticisms of Democrat front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I now add to Governor Romney's sentiments and give you the full tour.
To enter Hillary's House of Horrors you must first empty all your pockets for security reasons to protect the children. Sucker... never to see that money again and you just promised to send in more money every month (she just raised your taxes)...for the children of course.
Pretty scary? Please continue...if you DARE !
Feeling a little squeamish?
You go in the first room and she has the government taking over your personal Health Care!
Feeling better yet?
You go in the next room and find big piles of dirty money and hardened criminals standing behind the piles waving big "VOTE FOR HILLARY" signs at you.
"Looking for an exit, you run in the next room and she's weakened homeland security by voting against the authority of our government to listen in to al- Qaeda's calls."
Hello, Osama... it's Salim Abu Taha, ...can you hear me now?
Continuing down the halls of horror, you find Bill Clinton and several 'associates', naked sitting around a big hookah pipe, "not" having sex or inhaling.
Bill says, ... "HORROR House ?... oh my, I thought you said whoh... uhh, something else".
Thinking you are finally headed out the back door, instead you go down into the cellar where you hear that familiar Hillary cackle of pure evil laughter as she says...
In a near panic you scramble toward the light...
as finally you find your way out, you can just see her riding off into the moonlit night on her broom as she exclaims...."I'll get YOU, ...and your little dog too!"
Happy Halloween, Hope I didn't scare you too badly... just wait till next year!