Merl Haggard, Proud to be... Insane Okie in a Funk?

It's funny how lib's like Sooner Thought will take words of anybody no matter how totally insane, as long as they hate George Bush and or Republicans... they are considered geniuses. Like Okie Funk or take former "proud to be an Okie", Merl Haggard who's in a funk.

Among the great words of wisdom lately to come from the mouth of Haggard is such self contradicting logic as (paraphrasing now) "No, (I'm not a poet), but I do write a lot of things without melodies (that rhyme) and (I guess) that makes me a poet" and "We live in a police state, the last 10 years America has changed, now you must watch what you say or someone is liable to drop down a rope from a black helicopter and kill me... I have family".

Or... "radio stations aren't interested in opinion, that's the first thing that goes in the trash". Merl's radio must not get AM where advertisers are lined up to sponsor.... opinion.

Mr. Haggard also seems awfully paranoid about someone finding pot plants in his backyard for some reason... better check out his stash of twinkies and dingdongs to see if we need to bring the dogs in.

But best of all, Merl admits that nobody's really interested in voting for Hillary except for the chance to get Bill back in the white-house where he can restore diplomacy in the world (and apparently interns under the desk). It's more about Bill Clinton, not Hillary according to Merl that is... he may actually be on to something with this one... even a broken clock is right 2x a day!
-red