New Poll- Worst Blog In Oklahoma 2007
Which is worse, teaching college students how to be a good little bloggers by hating George Bush and America?
Or maybe it's chasing and enticing disgruntled military into suing the US Government for fun and profit...
Or perhaps it's claiming (in 2007 yet) that Globalgore is President and won in 2000...
Or is it simply posting items you know to be a blatant lie to promote the moonbat agenda?
Whatever the criteria, these highly "qualified" candidates all deserve a chance to be named The Official Red Stater
"Worst Blog of the Year" 2007 - Okie style.
A symbolic bronzed Moonbat will be awarded to the "winner" and the runner-ups will simply continue to be ignored. (no moonbats were injured in the making of this "award")
Poll over in the "right" (of course) margin*, ...please vote freely.
There are no butterfly ballots, no hanging chads, no voter intimidation, no recounts and no courts to run and try to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat with.
Here are the "bottom of the barrel 10 nominees" for the 2007 Red Stater's WORST BLOG OF THE YEAR (Oklahoma) in no particular order.
Sooner Thought (alGore won ?)
Kittenstomper (Kos/Funk Bush hating Clone)
Okie Funk (Moonbat College Professor teaches Bush hating at UCO)
JMBzine (Traitor chasing lawyer, proudly displays illegal OK Socialist Red Flag)
Center for Conscience (promoting military "objectors" and other traitors)
The Daily Kos Oklahoma? (as listed at leftyblogs.com... with primary posts from Okie Funk and fake Oklahoma bloggers like nanoboy who claims to be writing from OK but his blog says he's in Knoxville TN and other assorted lies)
Photo Tune (Tulsa area Kos type with photo-shop)
10,000 Fists (Claims to be an Independent...lol- decide for yourself)
Blue Oklahoma(Kos/moveon/Funk clone with primary posts from Okie Funk)
All of the above. (If you simply can't decide WHO is worse, "worserer" or "worsest")
UPDATE NOTE: The "all of the above" selection was deleted and replaced with a late write-in nomination deserving of your consideration. Mahatma X
With apologies to the many, many other legitimate Moonbats who didn't make the list.
UPDATE2: We have a brand new "write-in" candidate... who just might be the new dark horse in this race for ultimate moonbattery.
I AM EMILY "X"... (what's with all these "X"'rs?) "Emily" helps children in Oklahoma by making sure they don't ever see the light of day. Emily works at Planned Un-parenthood where abortions are their religion and the Bible is "scary" ...she sounds pretty darned batty huh? Well it turns out there actually is no Emily but this blog lists itself as an Oklahoma Blog on the Okie Blog Ring but posts mostly on Texas and Missouri stories about how PP is the victim of pro-life advocates. (Nothing about the aborted babies being victims however)
"Write in" your vote for EMILY X in the comments section below.
UPDATE3: Moonbats everywhere... I have another new write-in candidate... and get this, it is called Oklahoma Voice of Reason of all things. Sounds harmless doesn't it?
Not if you happen to not be born yet... in that case this blog is anything but harmless and is out to make sure you never see the light of day... in the name of "womens health" of course. On this blog they also use a study which never mentions womens health in it, but instead deals with the politics of socialized medicine and grades states that promote socialized med in order to come to the conclusion that "Womens Health is Deteriorating In America". lol This revelation comes at a time when women are living longer, healthier and more productive lives and getting better healthcare than ever before in history... oh well the left never lets a small detail like "facts' get in the way of a good story. What is her favorite blog? An abortion clinic of course.
The hits just keep on comin'...
VOTE NOW... over in the right margin.
*Special instructions for moonbats,"right"...is this direction >>
UPDATE: 10/22/07- After less than a week of polling, dochoc's Okie Funk is in 1st place and since dochoc does most of the Oklahoma posts for Daily Kos/Oklahoma... Okie Funk is also in 2nd place!
The rest of you are even bigger losers than you thought, so get to writing some moonbat insanity while there is still time. If you only have one vote and since it came from yourself, then you already know how bad you are.
Voting open until Dec. 1st 2007.
Here are some handy tips to help get more votes and prove that you are just as bad as any of them, in fact worse.
1- Post about algore winning the 2000 election or on globalgore warming/cooling or the never ending stream of killer hurricanes ravaging our coastlines with no end in sight or polar bears drowning while Bush's fiddles.
2- Post about Imperialist President Bush, the illegal occupation, the big 'ol civil war in Iraq, that the war is "lost", WMD's, or that the 9/11/2001 attacks were an inside job (Bush's fault).
3- Lecture us on ethics and how smart and honorable Hillary Rob'em Clip'em is, or how we need BJ Clinton to bring respect back to the White House, or "Culture of Corruption".
4- Tell us about border enforcement, enforcing immigration laws and building the fence.
5- Preach to us about morals, human rights and womens rights while defending/promoting/encouraging/demanding the slaughter of over 1million American children (each year) by abortion whom you deny the basic right to even live in the first place.
6-Enlighten us on the lack of healthcare for the poor (but be careful not to see the long list of free healthcare providers)
9-Preach to us about the separation of church and state from the pulpit while promoting the Democrat party from that same pulpit.
10- Pinwheels for Peace, Peace protests, War- good God Ya'll, what is it good for, What if they gave a war and nobody came, Patriotism, Flags, American flag, or the military .
You know, the usual stuff...