Democrats To Claim Victory In Iraq Soon
Top 10 Reasons Democrats Will Claim THEY actually Won the War in Iraq-
10- Dennis "The Menace" Kucinich- by his going to Syria and telling the enemy that the US is wrong, we can't win the war and don't have the support of the American people but we do have the support of aliens from other planets, the enemy ...just quit.
9- "Jihad Joe" Biden- by going on Al Jazeera on Sept 11 (2007) and telling the enemy that the US is wrong, can't win the war and don't have the support of Iraqis... so the enemy thought they won ...and quit.
8- When Harry met Nancy- By trying to de-fund and undermine the war effort at every opportunity, they provided the grit and resolve our military needed to win in Iraq.
7- John Kerry-Heinz- (served in Vietnam), Noticed that they simply ran out of people to kill in Iraq, ...so they quit.
6- Globalgore- Due to global warming, the enemy in Iraq got too hot and ...just quit. It had nothing to do with our military or George Bush or other democrats- it was all Al, he invented 'victory' you know.
5- Jack "Murda" Murtha- By accusing our military of torture, murder and other war crimes, the enemy got scared ...and quit. (Murtha was only kidding of course).
4- Ted "hicup" Kennedy- Threw a big kegger for the enemy complete with dancing virgins and got them all drunk, loaded them into his car and drove it off of a bridge, ...so they quit.
3- John "Pony" Edwards- His hair was perfect. (of course they quit)
2- Barack "Yes" Obama- The idea of a 'former' Muslim named Hussein in the white house scared them ...and they quit.
The #1 reason Democrats will claim they won the war- Hillary Rob'em Clip'em- Even the terrorists don't hate America enough to want another 8 years of Hill & Billy in the white house, ...so they quit.
10- Dennis "The Menace" Kucinich- by his going to Syria and telling the enemy that the US is wrong, we can't win the war and don't have the support of the American people but we do have the support of aliens from other planets, the enemy ...just quit.
9- "Jihad Joe" Biden- by going on Al Jazeera on Sept 11 (2007) and telling the enemy that the US is wrong, can't win the war and don't have the support of Iraqis... so the enemy thought they won ...and quit.
8- When Harry met Nancy- By trying to de-fund and undermine the war effort at every opportunity, they provided the grit and resolve our military needed to win in Iraq.
7- John Kerry-Heinz- (served in Vietnam), Noticed that they simply ran out of people to kill in Iraq, ...so they quit.
6- Globalgore- Due to global warming, the enemy in Iraq got too hot and ...just quit. It had nothing to do with our military or George Bush or other democrats- it was all Al, he invented 'victory' you know.
5- Jack "Murda" Murtha- By accusing our military of torture, murder and other war crimes, the enemy got scared ...and quit. (Murtha was only kidding of course).
4- Ted "hicup" Kennedy- Threw a big kegger for the enemy complete with dancing virgins and got them all drunk, loaded them into his car and drove it off of a bridge, ...so they quit.
3- John "Pony" Edwards- His hair was perfect. (of course they quit)
2- Barack "Yes" Obama- The idea of a 'former' Muslim named Hussein in the white house scared them ...and they quit.
The #1 reason Democrats will claim they won the war- Hillary Rob'em Clip'em- Even the terrorists don't hate America enough to want another 8 years of Hill & Billy in the white house, ...so they quit.
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posted by RD at 8:43 AM
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Just so you're not confused... the bottom line in each case... is what the dhimmicrats will say when the realization finally occurs to them that the war is won... they will say that we didn't "win" the war, the enemy ..."just quit"
Dems can't claim a victory simply because a year from now everyone will see there's no victory. Major Israeli military commentator discusses here http://samsonblinded.org/blog/iraqs-standard-of-safety.htm why the recess in Iraq is temporary.
Hi Ann, you are a little off and behind the curve on Iraq.
I'm not claiming the war is over by any stretch... merely that we are winning. Democrats will avoid the facts at all cost as you so very well demonstrated yourself.
i read your article... I know about AQI, The Mahdr army and the rest, but disagree with the analysis because it leaves out or ignores significant facts.
I direct you to the links below to get caught up and fill in the gaps in your claims...
HERE
For parts I and II see my post Muqtada al Sadr maneuver parts I, II and III.
unless you are just a drive by commenter... in that case, never mind. You are wrong.
Ann, we still have troops in Japan and Germany, so I guess by your standard, WWII hasn't been won yet either... moonbats are so cute when they talk about war, religion or cars.
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