Wednesday, January 23, 2008

What The Huck? !!!!!

Get me the heavy duty duct tape fast, make it 3 rolls please... my head is about to blow.

Headline From Michelle Malkin's Blog
"Hunter Endorses Huck; Heads Explode !!"

Michelle is not the only one confused by this news. The blogosphere is ablaze with the news that Duncan Hunter apparently in some sort of crazed state of delusion has endorsed.... uggg cough cough, Mike.... gag, gag, Huckabee... puke, puke.

What in the wide world of sports is going on here?
Duncan my friend, you have been conned by an Arkansas politician who is slicker than slick Willy himself. If he promised you a job (Sec of Defense) that isn't his to promise, (since he won't win) then all you did was shoot yourself (along with the rest of us) in both feet (and knees).

If you thought the rest of us Ranger's would follow suit, you were mistaken. We had already researched Huckabee and found him severely lacking... otherwise we would have already been on his team and not yours.

But while Hunter was striking a deal with Huckelberry today, Hunter's supporters were working on a re-draft Duncan Hunter movement following Fred Thompson's departure from the race.
Go figure.

So, considering all of the above, I have no choice but to immediately call for Mike Huckabee to withdraw from the race. There is only so much duct tape in the world and while I was at the hardware store buying a case of it, I noticed they are already running low.

Un-draft (impeach, withdraw, drop out) Mike Huckabee, FREE DUNCAN HUNTER NOW.



Blogger Dave said...

Holy crap! What is that all about?!?

11:21 PM  
Blogger Red S Tater said...

Just the ramblings of a guy with 3 rolls of duct tape wrapped very tightly around his head.- me

Huckabee is the polar opposite of Hunter on Hunter's top issues... it makes no sense to the Hunter supporters I have spoken with.

#1- Hunter's endorsement won't help Huckabee because Hunter's supporters (both of us) WILL NOT vote for Huckabee.
#2- It won't help Hunter because it only damages his credibility and Huckabee most likely won't win.
#3-I'm running low on duct tape.

11:26 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

I'm really sorry. That is just insane.

11:29 PM  
Blogger Red S Tater said...

which part... the endorsing Huckabee part or the duct tape part or the calling for Huckabee to drop out now part?

11:33 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

The endorsing part. I figured he would have gone with Romney like Tancradeo (I totally spelled his name wrong) did.

11:37 PM  
Blogger Red S Tater said...

well Hunter pretty much ruled out backing Romney due to Romney's China syndrome and Hunter's position on China and calling Romney out on it repeatedly.

Also I think he was pretty steamed at Tancredo for backing Romney considering Hunter and TT had a "gentleman's agreement" to back each other if one were to drop out before the other.

No way he could back McCain considering McCain's pro amnesty position and Hunter being the father of the Border fence and solidly against amnesty.

Ron Paul is Neville Chamberlain with his appeaser "blame America first" foreign policy and Paul called the fence "insulting", supports legalizing all drugs... yes crack too as a way to fight drug abuse... so no way Hunter could back Paul.

Rudy is pro-choice and wouldn't enforce illegal immigration laws in NY sooo he's out.

But Huckabee?
Raised taxes more than Clinton in Arkansas in less time in office, provided free college to illegals and called Bush's fighting the war on terror a "Bunker mentality" and said he would meet with terrorists and negotiate.

Good grief, now I've gotta go back out in the garage and get another roll of duct tape.

11:57 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Poor Red. Hey, there's always Obama. :o)

12:21 AM  
Blogger Red S Tater said...

Free US drivers licenses for people that sneak into America illegally Obama?
Hmmmmm, That should solve our illegal immigration problem.

You've got my attention, but how do we accommodate their not speaking English to pass the tests?
Doing away with tests might work.

Should we just make Spanish the official language now or wait a few years?

8:44 AM  

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