Sunday, January 25, 2009

Club Gitmo Closeout Sale: Get Your Terrorist While They Are Hot

Be the first on YOUR block to have an actual America hating terrorist from club Gitmo living in YOUR home!

President Obama announced he is closing club Gitmo before figuring out what he would do with all those fun loving guests currently staying there. OOOPS !

His big blunder can be your big chance. Order Now Avoid the rush.

All of these detainees are certifiably insane with hatred for America and will provide you with hours and hours of entertainment and excitement. But don't worry, these terrorists are harmless according to President Obama himself and come with a money back guarantee if you are not 100% satisfied with your Islamic Jihadi.

Have a waterboarding party, a bombmaking party or just sit around playing with car batteries and jumper cables... the fun will never end once you have your own jihadi living with you.

To qualify you must be able to provide your terrorist with total respect, proper ethnic food and meals, prayer mats, foot washing stations in every room and you must be able to recite from the Koran (Q'ran) while denouncing all other religions or face death by sword.

Just part of the fun you will have once you get your very own Islamic radical.

Call now, supplies are limited. (unless we accidently catch some more)

Pick me... Pick me!!


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