MemoTo The Greenies & Lefties From Algore

Note: Due to unforeseen natural climate changes, "global warming" isn't happening.

So from this day forth refer to it as "Climate Change" or the "Global Climate Crisis".
By doing so, every time the weather changes (every few minutes in Oklahoma) ... there ya' go, instant climate change.

Keep this memo in a "lock box" for safe keeping and don't tell those rightwing planet haters about the change in terminology.
-algore