Need A New Car? A Loan? How About Free Healthcare?

COME ON DOWN TO OBAMA'S WHITE-HOUSE CAR EMPORIUM WHERE WE'VE GOT CARS and WE'VE GOT DEALS...

We can put you in a brand new or slightly used government owned vehicle of my choice today... YOUR APPROVED!
It's ONE STOP SHOPPING here at OBAMA's WHITE HOUSE AUTO PLAZA, Bank and Loan, Health Center Bailout Emporium!
Need a Bailout?
We've got bailouts... YOUR APPROVED!
Need Money?
We print money right here at the White House Car Emporium... YOUR APPROVED!

Get no interest, no down, no payment, guvment financing straight from banker in chief at Obama's White House Bank and Loan Emporium.. YOUR APPROVED! .

Thanks to Hillbilly Willy for the image... Actual mileage may vary, batteries not included, some restrictions apply, not limited to US residents or their families, based on availability and other non-disclosed factors, money may not be in US dollars. Note: by agreeing to any of the above offers you agree to turn complete control of your personal assets, activities as well as any business interests over to the United States Federal Government or Rahm Emanual is no one else is available. Must be 15-1/2 yrs or older and intend to get a valid drivers license and/or green card, cannot make over $12,000.00 per year to receive full benefits, based on as needed as supplied basis, some may be asked to surrender their existing vehicle to spread around to those without any vehicles.

COMING SOON!
GET FREE HEALTH COVERAGE THROUGH OBMAM'S WHITE HOUSE HEALTHCARE EMPORIUM... from the people who brought you the efficiency of the drivers license office, the speed and reputation of VA Hospitals, the failing social security system and of course the heralded but failed "Hillary-Care" system.
Guvment Healthcare... where the motto is.... "Take a number".