Thursday, May 21, 2009

Jesse Ventura: "Why Didn't We Waterboard McVeigh and Nichols"?

Jesse "the Body" Ventura visited the View and shocked Elizabeth Hasselbeck by talking non-sense:“If waterboarding is okay, why didn’t we waterboard [Timothy] McVeigh and [Terry] Nichols, the Oklahoma City bombers, to find out if there were more people involved? What’s your answer to that?”

Simple Jesse... McVeigh and Nichols weren't picked up on a foreign battle field attacking US troops during a time of war, but were arrested by police and charged with crimes in the U.S.

You see Jesse (and other morons), there is this thing called war... we don't fight wars with policemen and lawyers, in war... Jesse, you don't have a pre-determined outcome like pro-wrestling and in war Jesse, people actually get hurt and killed... real blood and everything Jesse, in war Jesse we do everything we can to save American lives Jesse.

BTW- Can you name one single incident where anyone has EVER been injured in any way even so much as a paper cut or even caught a cold from waterboarding?

It is not wrong to make people think you got hurt if nobody actually get's hurt Jesse... remember? You made a career doing just that.

PS- But since you asked, perhaps if we had water-boarded McVeigh.... he might have talked.. and made a deal... and perhaps it would have saved his life, Jesse. What is your answer to that?


Blogger Red S Tater said...

Jesse also asks... "if waterboarding is fine, then why don't cops do it?"

Comparing what happens in a major war to what happens on the streets of America is just intellectually dishonest.

But... cops DO use tasers and people HAVE been injured and even have died from being tazed... and we don't hear Jesse and the left claiming it's torture do we?

10:56 AM  
Blogger Blogmaster said...

Could be Tim was a sleeper agent and his execution was a sham for according to former Channel Four reporter he was still breathing when rolled out of the death chamber.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Red S Tater said...

Hiding in plain sight ya say.

4:32 PM  

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