Thursday, June 25, 2009

Democrats Plan Old Fashioned Revival To Convert Non-Believers


Democrats are bringing in has-been VP and Big Kahuna Weather Prophet "alGore" for a last minute motivational speech to Senior Democratic leaders who are "whipping and cajoling skeptical lawmakers to side with them" to approve the Global Warming Tax measure that could have significant economic impact on the energy bills of many Americans and even drive up the price of food. Congress legislating the weather much less legislating the global climate is far less likely to occur however.

alGore
has most recently become well-known for his environmental views. He's authored books on climate change and produced the Academy Award-winning documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" in 2005 after bitterly losing the 2000 Presidential election to George W Bush. He then gained a ton of weight, grew a long beard, lost weight, shaved the beard, tried his hand at being a pulpit pundit and then finally discovered the religion of global warming for fun and profit and more profit.

House Democrats plan to meet with Rev alGore at 1 p.m. Thursday in the Capitol.

As visual aids... Gore is having two Polar bears flown in direct from a melting piece of ice to testify before Senate Democrats. The bears will be flown back to the small, drifting, melting, piece of ice to die as a symbol of their commitment to end global warming.



Next Rev alGore will lead Democrats in a global weather prayer, not to spare the polar bears, but a prayer that their big hoax won't be exposed before they can vote in a big fat tax increase on Friday.






Then they will all get in their big black Suburbans and Mercedes SUV's and/or in their carbon spewing private jets and off they go!











UPDATE: "GORE A NO-SHOW ON CAPITOL HILL, ...PHONES IT IN !"
"Speculation is swirling that Gore's presence would have been radioactive and could have caused more of a problem"...

5 Comments:

Blogger TH' DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY (John L. Sulak) said...

Keep it up "tater"! Good stuff. I am going to put you under my RECOMMENDED SITES list.

TH' DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY.
JOHN L. SULAK
http://thdumboleasttexasboy.blogspot.com/

10:50 AM  
Blogger Red S Tater said...

John, you ain't nearly as "dumb" as most... I guarantee ya'.

Thank you for stoppin' by, please do so often... and be sure to park your jet out behind the barn where there is a gas guzzlin' SUV waiting there idling for you to drive over to the house.
-red

11:22 AM  
Blogger Dave the Oklahomilist said...

Don't forget the Gore Effect.

Last couple of times Algore has testified in Washington the weather turned sour (snow and ice) and Pelosi definitely doesn't need a cold snap to sap the heat from her global warming crusade!

Right now I'd like to invite the "former president" to Oklahoma so we'd lose these 100 degree temps. (He could make it just a short speech, and let us all admire his private jet.)

5:07 PM  
Blogger Red S Tater said...

lol... too funny. I tell ya' what my friend, I will send you down some of these cooooold Colorado thunderstorms we've been having every afternoon at about 4 o'clock.

They had to bring out the snowplows to push the 6" deep hail off the roads.

5:22 PM  
Blogger Webdesign Sanjose said...

I can't stand Al Gore and his scare tactics to the human race about Global Warming! Argh!

2:33 PM  

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