Here's One For Letterman and Company

Vice President Joe Biden went to the NY Yankees game the other night.
But it got a little embarrassing when Biden asked his daughter Ashley to get a couple Cokes during the 7th inning stretch and she ended up snorting the entire first and third baselines and ran off to Las Vegas with the mascot.

One more....

So... Ted Kennedy was walking out of this bar... (rim shot), and he asked a bubbly young woman if she needed a ride...(double rim shot).