Predicting Next Democrat Lie

Here it comes... I can smell the next big brown greasy pile a mile away.
But predicting Democrat lunacy is not easy folks... I mean trying to predict what next giant whopper the same people that falsely claimed Bush stole the election(s), falsely claimed Bush was behind the 9/11 attacks, falsely claimed Bush lied about WMD, falsely claimed our military were murderers on phoney evidence, Claimed Bush caused hurricane Katrina and/or bombed the levies, falsely claimed O'Reilly is a racist, falsely claimed Rush insulted the military... wow... trying to predict what their next giant steaming pile of stinky smear will be is no easy challenge considering their is no limit to their lies.

But I am up to the task. I know these people and how they think. They have recently trial tested a few stinkers like "Bush's plans to attack IRAN before end of the year" and even better "Bush plans Martial Law to cancel 08 election and create permanent dictatorship" without any luck on either smear... and therefore...
Sean Hannity is my prediction for who is next in line to be smeared (and hopefully gain popularity from it). I considered it might be Ann Coulter (since she has a NEW BEST SELLER on the bookshelves) or Condi Rice, and of course they have a few lies still on the shelf waiting for Bush, but I'm sticking with Hannity as the next big target. I think it's too early for them to waste big juicy tasty whoppers on the Republican candidates at this point. Let them fight amongst themselves for now and destroy the winner later.

Consider how badly the left want's to shut down conservative talk radio, consider what they have done in the past 2 weeks to both O'Reilly and Limbaugh and consider that Hannity has NOT yet been smeared. Simple logic, process of elimination, a wild imagination (and a crystal ball) is all it takes.
Consider also how much traction the Rush lie has gotten in the media-matters-media and the motivation to pile-on is tremendous, and also irresistible to hydrophobic rabid Democrats.

How will they do it?
Since Hannity is the "all American golden boy", is considered "good looking" or at least cute by many women and speaks strongly on marriage, religion, honesty and trust... look for a skanky skank to crawl out from under a Democrat rock with some story about something Sean said or wanted to do etc. and that she was offended and accuses him of sexual harassment or worse. (ala Duke Lacrosse) Perhaps they will try and tie Sean in with some shady business operation or gambling, drinking... or drugs... even legal ones... anything will do.

That is providing they aren't able to come up with a word or phrase that they can take out of context in the mean time to destroy him with first.
They will try to ruin his marriage, career and life in one smooth, slimy, disgusting motion and they will do it before the end of this calender year.
If possible they will try and use this "mother of all lies" against Hannity to present as the final straw for banning conservative talk radio altogether.

If you think I'm wrong, hide and watch, these people will do anything, stop at nothing and time is running out for them. Oh yes, it's coming alright, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and I'm pretty sure it's a train.

You see their stories are already "rough-draft" written (see template below) and on the shelf just waiting (like the WMD lie) for one slip of the lip or misspoken word that can be used out of context as evidence to bring the tale to life. The moonbats glean respectable publications like you see in the checkout line at the grocery store... or online "journalists" in the UK or from other moonbat bloggers, pick up a few headlines and post about it supported with cherrypicked out of context "facts" gathered on the world wide web. (Like "Phoney Soldiers" for example)
Once written, it gets posted on scumsites like the daily kos, democrat underground, airamerica, locally dochoc posts it personally on several sites like Blue Oklahoma, etc... then it gets picked up by the likes of mediamatters, moveon.org.... delivered to the likes of at MSNBC Keith Olberman and on to the NY Times and your local news as fact. Clone bloggers like Sooner not think, Stomped by a Kitten etc. simply re-post the same stories and all talk about how smart the DailyKos and Moveon.org and Mediamatters and Keith Olberman are.

So in the big "Next Democrat Lie" office-pool at work, take Sean Hannity and try to pick a date just before the Christmas holidays or sooner and rake in the extra Christmas cash.

God Bless you Sean, hang on tight buddy.
You heard it here first folks... sorry.

BTW- check out this handy-dandy template they use that I picked up the other day at Keith Olberman's school of journalism and sewer treatment facility.

MOONBAT MEMO:
Someone heard somewhere today that Christian Republican (any name here) happens to be (gay, cheating on wife, stealing, lying) and accused of (fill in blank) and/or allegedly receiving money from (fill in blank) or accused of making (racist, sexist, hate speech, anti-military, fill in blank) statements and/or accused of (sexual harassment, drunk driving, drugs legal or not, covering up, lying, fill in blank).

ALL Moonbat Clones and bloggers are to find (or make up) information on this important breaking story and post it while ignoring any reports of similar Democrat misconduct. Send your story to Media Matters where facts don't matter and tune in to Keith Olberman to see if your story is chosen to be reported as fact by a "real" cough cough "journalist".

-red