Predicting Next Democrat Lie

Here it comes... I can smell the next big brown greasy pile a mile away.
But predicting Democrat lunacy is not easy folks... I mean trying to predict what next giant whopper the same people that falsely claimed Bush stole the election(s), falsely claimed Bush was behind the 9/11 attacks, falsely claimed Bush lied about WMD, falsely claimed our military were murderers on phoney evidence, Claimed Bush caused hurricane Katrina and/or bombed the levies, falsely claimed O'Reilly is a racist, falsely claimed Rush insulted the military... wow... trying to predict what their next giant steaming pile of stinky smear will be is no easy challenge considering their is no limit to their lies.

But I am up to the task. I know these people and how they think. They have recently trial tested a few stinkers like "Bush's plans to attack IRAN before end of the year" and even better "Bush plans Martial Law to cancel 08 election and create permanent dictatorship" without any luck on either smear... and therefore...
Sean Hannity is my prediction for who is next in line to be smeared (and hopefully gain popularity from it). I considered it might be Ann Coulter (since she has a NEW BEST SELLER on the bookshelves) or Condi Rice, and of course they have a few lies still on the shelf waiting for Bush, but I'm sticking with Hannity as the next big target. I think it's too early for them to waste big juicy tasty whoppers on the Republican candidates at this point. Let them fight amongst themselves for now and destroy the winner later.

Consider how badly the left want's to shut down conservative talk radio, consider what they have done in the past 2 weeks to both O'Reilly and Limbaugh and consider that Hannity has NOT yet been smeared. Simple logic, process of elimination, a wild imagination (and a crystal ball) is all it takes.
Consider also how much traction the Rush lie has gotten in the media-matters-media and the motivation to pile-on is tremendous, and also irresistible to hydrophobic rabid Democrats.

How will they do it?
Since Hannity is the "all American golden boy", is considered "good looking" or at least cute by many women and speaks strongly on marriage, religion, honesty and trust... look for a skanky skank to crawl out from under a Democrat rock with some story about something Sean said or wanted to do etc. and that she was offended and accuses him of sexual harassment or worse. (ala Duke Lacrosse) Perhaps they will try and tie Sean in with some shady business operation or gambling, drinking... or drugs... even legal ones... anything will do.

That is providing they aren't able to come up with a word or phrase that they can take out of context in the mean time to destroy him with first.
They will try to ruin his marriage, career and life in one smooth, slimy, disgusting motion and they will do it before the end of this calender year.
If possible they will try and use this "mother of all lies" against Hannity to present as the final straw for banning conservative talk radio altogether.

If you think I'm wrong, hide and watch, these people will do anything, stop at nothing and time is running out for them. Oh yes, it's coming alright, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and I'm pretty sure it's a train.

You see their stories are already "rough-draft" written (see template below) and on the shelf just waiting (like the WMD lie) for one slip of the lip or misspoken word that can be used out of context as evidence to bring the tale to life. The moonbats glean respectable publications like you see in the checkout line at the grocery store... or online "journalists" in the UK or from other moonbat bloggers, pick up a few headlines and post about it supported with cherrypicked out of context "facts" gathered on the world wide web. (Like "Phoney Soldiers" for example)
Once written, it gets posted on scumsites like the daily kos, democrat underground, airamerica, locally dochoc posts it personally on several sites like Blue Oklahoma, etc... then it gets picked up by the likes of mediamatters, moveon.org.... delivered to the likes of at MSNBC Keith Olberman and on to the NY Times and your local news as fact. Clone bloggers like Sooner not think, Stomped by a Kitten etc. simply re-post the same stories and all talk about how smart the DailyKos and Moveon.org and Mediamatters and Keith Olberman are.

So in the big "Next Democrat Lie" office-pool at work, take Sean Hannity and try to pick a date just before the Christmas holidays or sooner and rake in the extra Christmas cash.

God Bless you Sean, hang on tight buddy.
You heard it here first folks... sorry.

BTW- check out this handy-dandy template they use that I picked up the other day at Keith Olberman's school of journalism and sewer treatment facility.

MOONBAT MEMO:
Someone heard somewhere today that Christian Republican (any name here) happens to be (gay, cheating on wife, stealing, lying) and accused of (fill in blank) and/or allegedly receiving money from (fill in blank) or accused of making (racist, sexist, hate speech, anti-military, fill in blank) statements and/or accused of (sexual harassment, drunk driving, drugs legal or not, covering up, lying, fill in blank).

ALL Moonbat Clones and bloggers are to find (or make up) information on this important breaking story and post it while ignoring any reports of similar Democrat misconduct. Send your story to Media Matters where facts don't matter and tune in to Keith Olberman to see if your story is chosen to be reported as fact by a "real" cough cough "journalist".

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WMD: Whoppers Manufactured by Democrats

The next time someone on the left mentions there were no WMD's found in Iraq, tell them this.


It doesn't matter.


Why not? They might ask.

If one considers (only for a moment) the nonstop onslaught of lies dispensed by the Soros Clinton News Service (main stream news media matters), one doesn't have to guess what was coming NEXT if WMD's were found.

How do we know? You might ask.
Because in 2003 they were already "cooking" the lie ...errr I mean "official CIA report", just in case.
Here it is.

Money Quote:

"The important statement comes from what Retired CIA intelligence analyst Ray McGovern told AFP: "Some of my colleagues are virtually certain that there will be some weapons of mass destruction found, even though they might have to be planted."

"And he said: "Even if the planting was discovered by and by, they'll say, 'ok, the weapons were planted - fine.'"

So you see, it doesn't matter if the US had found armed nuclear warheads on missiles aimed at the US with Saddam's picture engraved, personalized autographs with a big beret and mustache on each one... the left and Democrats would have (and were preparing to have) promptly said "Bush planted it" and then deny, deny, deny the existence of WMD anyway until this very day... and beyond until Bush was long gone.

With current control of which media matters and when media matters, Democrats clearly would have done exactly what they are doing now...lie, and the SCNS media would print every word without question just as they are now.

Based on what we've heard Democrats say since 2003, this would have been one of their easier sells...

OR it could have been their greatest whopper of all time, alas we will never know.

In the meantime, we have discovered tons and tons of Whoppers Manufactured by Democrats (WMD) right here in America and instead the media reports on Brittany Spears, OJ and then attacks O'Reilly and Limbaugh and anyone else that dares question the great and powerful "Oz".

George Soros at the controls...

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Note to Democrats who prefer to take things out of context: This is not an attack on Iraqis, the US troops, candy, chocolate, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Fast Food, Hersheys, Malt, Malted Milk, the Beef Industry (it's whats for dinner), The lettuce and/or tomato industry, Onion growers of America, Peter Piper's Pickles, Mustard Farmers of America, United Association of Ketchup producers (excepting Heinz), The National Cheese Board, Dairy's, cows, farms, farm workers, Saddam Hussein, Nuclear Weapons, the engraving industry, Sharpie Company, President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, Condi Rice, General David Petraeus, the US military, The CIA, minorities, women, womens rights, illegal aliens, aliens from other galaxies, the mentally ill, Dorothy the scarecrow, tin-man, cowardly lion (unless he was a lying Democrat) or Toto, Berets, Mustaches, cooking, cooking shows, the food network, or Brittany Spears... OJ maybe, but this is in fact the truth about the media, Democrats, anti-war liberals, moonbats and the left.

But it doesn't matter.
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