A Story by Red Stater

Wolves and Little Boy’s.

Hey you, hurry, hurry come quick, it’s an emergency. Tell everyone...
“Bush stole the 2000 Election”. (No he didn’t, he had more valid votes than Algore had)

Hey, Help, hurry fast, come quick it’s an emergency. Tell everyone...
“Bush is poisoning the water”. (No he didn’t 6 years later and the water’s fine)

Quick, hurry, come fast, no joke, it’s an emergency. Tell everyone...
“Bush knew about 9/11 attacks”. (No, he didn’t, that was just to sell tickets to a movie)

Fast, hurry, hurry, come quick, it’s an emergency. Tell everyone...
“Bush Lied us into war for oil”. (No he didn’t, prominent Democrats and major world leaders agreed with him and we don’t get our oil from Iraq)

Hey senior citizens, easy does it, but get over here- fast, it’s an emergency...
“Bush is stealing your Social Security”. (No he didn’t and no he isn’t, the money has already been stolen by previous administrations, Bush is trying to do something about it)

Hey all 18-25 year olds, hurry, run fast, Vote (or Die) for Kerry, it’s an emergency...
“Bush plans secret military Draft”. (No, he didn’t, there was no draft after 2004 as claimed)

Emergency, no kidding, hurry, come quick Tell everyone. He did it again...
“Bush stole the 2004 election”. (Sorry, wrong again- more votes again)

Hey, over here, come quick hurry, it’s an emergency. Tell everyone...
“Bush caused hurricane Katrina and hates black people”. (Wrong, wrong and just plain racist)

It’s an emergency, hurry, hurry quick, it’s an emergency. Tell everyone...
“Bush is spying on you”. (No, not unless you are calling al Qaeda directly)

Which reminds me of a story.

There once was a little boy who cried “wolf” until no one believed him.

One day, the wolf really did come and ate the little boy...
The End.

Red