Funk's Funk Infects Oklahoma

Okie Funk asks a very perplexing question today in one of his weekly depressing rants from the septic tank Out Back.

"Another Depressing Report"
"So the question is simply this: Why are Oklahomans more depressed than people in most other states?"

Based on the Okie Funk blog being voted the most popular political blog in Oklahoma, I'd say Oklahomans are depressed from reading the mentally unstable rantings of a depressed underachieving socialist/communist/populist/liberal blogger, college professor.

In the few years I have been watching Okie Funk flounder in hatred and depression, I can only recall one post with any positive tone to it at all... RunAndrewRun about a socialist/communist running against Funk's arch enemy... Jim Inhofe. Funk LOVES Andrew Rice almost as much as he hates Jim Inhofe.

I would bet Funk a pepsi that 99% of those 'depressed' Okies are liberals considering conservatives in general have a more positive outlook on life (*and mental health) than democrats and liberals do... thats a fact jack. (*thanks mal)

So, stop reading Doc Hoc's depressing anti-Oklahoma and anti-American propaganda and get out of the doldrums Oklahoma. Stop voting democrats into office that only make your taxes higher and your chances of getting a better job less. Stop believing CNN, MSNBC and NPR and start thinking for yourselves. Start thinking outside that box of depression Funk tries to keep you in, week in and week out.

If indeed Oklahomans are more depressed and mentally unstable as Okie Funk claims, he has nobody to blame but himself.
-red