LIVE AID FOR JIHAD CONCERT
I predict the next Live-Aid Concert to raise money will be for the Jihadists so they won't be so poor and won't hate us for being fat, rich and free Americans.
"Donate to help end hunger and terrorism, you can make a difference"
Imagine how much "love" and awareness for the Jihad movement can be spread by a global concert with all of the proceeds going directly to Al Qaeda, Hezbolah and Hamas to feed the hungry, build schools, roads and community parks.
The Live Jihad-Aid Concert will focus on understanding the plight of those oppressed by the Bush regime/American capitalist war machine so we can begin to build a bridge to a better tomorrow and bring about "the end of the world as we know it". (with apologies to REM)
For just .15cents per month you can provide drinking water (or bomb fuses) for a thirsty Islamic fascist jihadists.
For just $1.00 per month you can feed a group of starving terrorists (or fund a suicide belt).
Every little bit helps and your contribution could be the difference between a US victory or keeping terrorism and the Jihad alive one more day, ...so please give generously.
HOSTED BY- Rosie O'Donnell, Bill Mahre and Michael Moore
Featuring appearances by...
YUSUF (the artist formerly known as Cat Stephens)
The Dixie Chicks
Slim Shady Eminem
Howard "Yeeeee-Haaaaaaa" Dean
Edward Teddy "hiccup" Kennedy
Robert "not in my backyard" Kennedy Jr.
Jesse "love child" Jackson
Barack Hussein Obama
With a new video from Osama Bin Laden himself.
Special guest speaker: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
"The destruction of Isreal and America- my personal goal"
Special "Burning of the American flag ceremony" at dusk.
ALSO... a giant digital running tally of US troops killed in Iraq updated every minute.
The entire concert will be broadcast LIVE on CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, NPR, C-Span & C-Span2... basically everywhere but FOX news.
So, do your part America and help raise money to end poverty and terrorism.
Support the Live Aid for Jihad Concert... coming soon to a location near San Fransisco.
Artists interested in donating their performance and/or some cash should contact the CIA, FBI or Department of Homeland Security directly.