Joe Biden... SNL's Great White Hope

SNL like the rest of the leftwing media and entertainment industry are afraid or incapable of making fun of "the one" but at least they have Vice President elect Joe Biden...

Your Daily Biden

Soon-to-be Veep Joe Biden has repeatedly said his model for his Vice Presidency is "Lyndon B Johnson".... the only problem is that even to those on the left, Lyndon Johnson was a failure as a VP... and the wrong approach to the position of Vice President.

CNN-
(Lyndon) "Johnson was miserable during his time in the office and Kennedy did not use him well."- Julian E. Zelizer CNN

Are ya' sure you wanna' stick with that one Joe?

Joe Biden: Gabby Johnson 2008

If you've ever seen the movie "Blazing Saddles" then you know what authentic genuine frontier pioneer gibberish is.

I think Joe Biden may just be that old man "Gabby Johnson" in Blazing Saddles.

Here are some gems from Gabby Joe Biden's latest incoherent rant... yes, this is all from the same speech!

..."Mark my words," - By Joe Biden

"I probably shouldn't have said all this because it dawned on me that the press is here,"

"Gird your loins,"...

"It's like cleaning the Augean stables, man."

"This is more than just, this is more than – think about it, literally, think about it –" ...

"I've forgotten more about foreign policy than most of my colleagues know, so I'm not being falsely humble with you."

"It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."

"Because if you think the decision is sound when they're made, which I believe you will when they're made, they're not likely to be as popular as they are sound. Because if they're popular, they're probably not sound."- Joe Biden

Thanks for being as clear as mud there Joe.... and the left has the nerve to question Sarah Palin?

Jihad Joe Biden's Big League Gaffe Of The Week

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Say it Ain't So, Joe
While campaigning in Florida, Joe Biden referred to Tampa's team as the "Devil Rays."
Will this gaffe cost Obama the state?

Biden's 'Devil' Gaffe Could Cost Obama Florida

Friday, October 10, 2008

Posted By Chris Mottram 9:55 AM

The Democrats haven’t won Florida since the days of Bill Clinton back in ’96. Currently, Obama is carrying the state, but not by much. So, to help lock things up, his right hand man Joe Biden is campaigning in the Sunshine State trying to rally the old folks, strippers and whoever else lives in Tampa. But if he keeps making HUGE GAFFES like this, Obama is totally doomed:

Biden said Obama wished he was in Florida, too. "But after what your Devil Rays did to the Chicago White Sox, he just couldn't do it," Biden said. "The man is hurting."

-red- LOL, The Tampa Bay "Rays" changed their name in 2007 Joe... calling them the Devil Rays is just not cool and merely exposed your lame attempt to pander.